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PARENTAL NOTE: Greatest hold the little ones away right now. I feel that is principally protected for work, although. Principally. [evil grin]

 

I am sensing there is a story right here:

Simply me?

 

And I kinda love how this bakery advertises that they are 50 years previous – so mature! so established! – RIGHT NEXT to their poop muffins:

Anybody else instantly “go” to this?

All of us are, Danny. WE ALL ARE.

(Additionally, can we discuss how intentional poop muffins do not look NEARLY as sh*tty because the unintentional ones? No? Allllllrighty then.)

 

Bakers, minions, makers and binions – we have been by this. Proper? I imply, I believed I used to be *very* clear final time. Apparently this wants repeating, although, so right here goes.

Ahem hem hem.

UNICORNS DON’T HAVE DONGS ON THEIR HEADS.

Buck up, it is gonna be a bum-py experience.

I am beginning to assume you guys are lacking the purpose on goal, simply so I will write extra of my superior “sexy” puns. And they’re superior. However nonetheless. Minimize it out.

 

And talking of issues which can be blissful to see you, this is the one type of troll you WANT on the web:

(Tutorial right here)

 

…aaaand this is how a baker trolls a Troll cake:

Oh.

 

Oh pricey.

Due to Laura H., Susan O., Anony M., & Anony T. for essentially the most wonderful wreckporting.

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P.S. I really feel like I ought to apologize for this t-shirt, so… I am sorry.

Dinosaurs Eat Unicorns T-Shirt

Until you are laughing. In that case, you are welcome – and this is available in extra colours on the hyperlink. 🙂

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