“Smack That Shiz” Is My New Favourite Saying — Cake Wrecks

Stacey had a flowery paper plate she needed her cake to match, so she introduced it in to her bakery and requested them to make use of it as a reference for the decorations.

Sadly, what her baker heard wasn’t a lot “use this as a shade/flower reference” because it was “Take this plate, cram it within the photocopier, print it on edible paper, and smack that shiz on some cake. However make sure you place it at an excellent bizarre angle, so it appears fallacious irrespective of which manner it is going through.
Sure, actually. That is precisely what I would like you to do.“

Do I even want a drum roll anymore? Let you know what, as an alternative, simply think about extra of an “offended chickens thwacking you within the face” sort of sound. Appears extra apropos.

Anyhoo… BEHOLD: