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[adjusting spectacles and consulting clipboard] Right here we have now two neanderthal males with questionable chest hair hatching from watery eggs. As you possibly can see, the one on the correct has acclimated to the method, whereas the one on the left is all “AAAAAUUUGGHH!!”
Which is a paraphrase, in fact, since in Neanderthal it’d truly be extra like “OokalockahoohooGROOOOOOONK!”
Now once I first noticed that image, I figured some lone baker someplace had gone off the deep finish. Which does not appear an unreasonable speculation whenever you have a look at that icing armpit hair.
Then I noticed this subsequent one:
