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“Deb, everybody retains laughing at our new spiral donuts. Any thought why?”
“Actually? Nonetheless? Drat. I even added an indication – I assumed that might assist.”
“Yeah, about that….I am undecided we needs to be telling prospects to not get their “panties” in a twist. Might you modify that?”
“Oh, positive.”
“And ensure the brand new signal mentions we will warmth the donuts up, too.”
“You bought it!”
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Consideration, prospects: THEY’RE JUST DONUTS.
Do not get your p***s in a twist.
P.S. Obtainable Sizzling…
or Chilly!
Thanks for the dough nuts, Sophie F.!
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Excellent news, there is a Quantity 2!
Exceptionally Unhealthy Dad Jokes, Vol II
This one has the phrase “spiffing” within the title AND comes with a beautiful green-and-gold cowl, so of us will acknowledge your refined style whereas begging you to cease telling these horrible, TERRIBLE jokes.
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