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Listed below are a couple of suggestions for making the “good” doll cake.
– That is completely acceptable for a Groom’s Cake:
No, actually. She’s acquired panties on, so it is cool.
– When making a doll costume cake, go for icing colours each little woman loves:
Particularly, the colours of despair and gnawing ennui.
– In case your doll wants a bodice, be sure you pipe one thing modern and delicate:
– And whilst you’re at it, attempt to make the cake half look extra like a skirt, and fewer like an alien egg devouring the promenade queen in a B-rated horror film.
“Oh, Trevor, why did we go skinny-dipping in that cemetery at midnight? WHYYYYY??”
– If costume desserts are too intimidating, keep in mind there’s at all times this choice:
Simply preserve it stylish, minions.
(Good grief, it is like that bottle of tequila has by no means seen a Barbie upchuck earlier than. I imply, good day, private house, Jose!)
Hey, keep in mind that traumatizing tunnel scene within the authentic Willy Wonka?
Fairly positive that is the cake model:
There is no earthly method of realizing
How a lot flotsam they had been throwing
There is no realizing the place we’re going
Or any signal the wrecks are slowing!
Oh wait, that is probably not a tip, is it? Hmm. Ah, okay, I’ve acquired one:
– Do not do that.
I ought to warn you: this subsequent tip incorporates a Barbie cake that’s not professionally made. I repeat, NOT professionally made. However as a public service, I really feel I’ve to share it anyway.
– By no means ask your drunk roommate to make you a Barbie cake:
“Let’s mild this candle, b**ches!!”
(It made me snicker. WHAT.)
However to exit on an expert observe:
– No person places Barbie in a nook.
She’ll simply sit there. Ready. And watching.
Proper, that is it for me! Y’all sleep properly tonight.
Due to Erica D., Stephanie H., Bridget B., Kristie S., Lori, Luise D., Criss N., & Sarah W. for each the wide-eyed nightmare gas and ALL the sprinkles. ALL OF THEM.
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P.S. Right this moment’s product had me at “Hardcore Bathroom For Wrestling Motion Figures”
Hardcore Bathroom For Wrestling Motion Figures
So how do you wrestle an motion determine with a rest room? No thought. However going by all the client overview photographs, that is Barbie’s #1 option to barf sprinkles into.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
