GET ME A UNICORN CHASER! (Oh. Wait.) — Cake Wrecks

[Note: Today’s post contains a mildly bad word, because I put it in to make John laugh and then he said it was too funny to take out. Please parent accordingly.]

In line with City Dictionary, a unicorn chaser is something that “serves as a cleaning of the palate after a viewer has been subjected to a distasteful web picture or expertise.” For those who’ve ever mistakenly clicked a hyperlink that confirmed you one thing actually disgusting, like clown porn or these prairie clothes from Goal, then you already know what I am speaking about.

You used to have the ability to purchase a Unicorn Chaser from ThinkGeek (RIP), thought they by no means talked about what it tasted like. I am guessing moonbeams and Oreo filling, as a result of I can not think about something that tastes higher than that, besides perhaps Oreo filling with out the moonbeams. But it surely may style like inexperienced Skittles, which might be disgusting, and then you definitely’d want one other chaser on your Unicorn chaser. Which might be each unhappy and type of filling.

Look, my level is that these clouds seem like shit: