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Right this moment is Revenge of the fifth, younger padawans, so that is the proper time to ask one thing about Star Wars that is been bugging me for YEARS.
::dramatic pause::
What the heck is up with this cake design?
It is supposed to seem like that. I checked.
As you possibly can see, it is a weirdly patriotic, summary, head-floaty scenario.
The dot sample shifts round nearly as a lot because the official clarification for midi-chlorians.
“No, actually, they have been there all alongside, Luke.” #DealWithIt
And why the sweet cane stripes? Why these colours? WHY DARTH VADER’S HEAD? What does all of it meeeean?
Granted, Strangers Issues have occurred.
Heyoooo.
Darth Demogorgon: The Empire Turned Upside Down.
Whereas we’re speaking right here, perhaps considered one of you possibly can inform me what these are:
All I see are fish. I am so confused.
Which brings me to the ULTIMATE baffling Star Wars design. This factor’s received all of it: Summary explosions. A kiddy pool. Darth attacking hen droppings. And naturally, extra dots.
[whispering] It is a Masterpiece of Thriller.
So in conclusion, minions:
And due to M.L., Anne, Autumn A., Ruthie G., Anony M., Hilary G., & Brent Okay. for reminding us to make use of the forks. In any other case icing will get in all places.
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And from my different weblog, Epbot: